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Baxian is a town under the administration of Pingli County, Shaanxi, China. As of 2023, it administers Baxian Residential Community and the following sixteen villages:
- Shiping Village (狮坪村) \n
- Sanxingzhai Village (三星寨村) \n
- Renxigou Village (仁溪沟村) \n
- Hanhe Village (韩河村) \n
- Longmen Village (龙门村) \n
- Songshumiao Village (松树庙村) \n
- Huayuanling Village (花园岭村) \n
- Wuyaoshan Village (乌药山村) \n
- Baihaohe Village (百好河村) \n
- Jinjihe Village (金鸡河村) \n
- Songyang Village (松阳村) \n
- Jiangxijie Village (江西街村) \n
- Haofangping Village (号房坪村) \n
- Dianpingping Village (靛坪坪村) \n
- Longshan Village (龙山村) \n
- Yahekou Village (鸦河口村)
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